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Partners In Justice by Retrodude on 01-13-2007
What are you the heck are you doing Tommy?
I am writing you a ticket for being so damn HOT!... And the FINE is YOU!
Oh, like that's the first time some desperate bachelor cop has used that line on me... But yes I am hot... That don't matter though because I don't date workmates anyway...
Darlin' we could be other type of mates if you wanted... And when I say I'm packing heat, that's not my standard issue 9mm Beretta!...Hehe...
Yeah, It's your 3mm brain... Quit it, or I'll have to hit you WITH MY 4 POUND BATON!
Oh. You're a guy...Ewww, dude that's gross I don't swing that way... God talk about women being sexually harrassed... I'm reporting you!
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