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| ...given that Lolsworth lives as far from Scotland as you can get without leaving the country... | |
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| ...but we really, really hate the tribal bollocks every f#*king tournament where many many Scots support whoever's playing England on general principles... | |
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| ...the principles presumably being a) we're a bunch of retarded morons who'll bear a grudge for 800 years after a war which we won in the first place and b) FOCK ENGLAND MAN | |
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| ...but all that said, Walter Smith, f#*k you. Jesus f#*king Christ you got Scotland to a position above both World Cup Finalists, but the minute f#*king Rangers come along you drop everything for David Murray's c#ck leaving your nation in the lurch | |
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| What, the protestant half of Glasgow matters more than the whole country? Well, thanks for nothing, f#*khead, here's to another ten years watching England in tournaments and growing more bitter all the time | |
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