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Candle in the Wind by T_Emery_Lolsworth on 01-08-2007
So they're doing a jury for the inquest of Princess Diana
Right because you need a jury to deliberate over a f#*king car crash
Oh God we're not going to go all emptily controversial like every other insecure person on the planet are we
Probably, but not now. This sh#t was tiresome in September 1997, it's just kind of sad now. Plus, here's a forensic f#*king breakthrough for you: chances are she would still be alive today if she'd WORN A f#*kING SEATBELT
We're going to get death threats for this, you know
Correction: Lolsworth is going to get death threats. And frankly, f#*k him.
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