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 | So they're doing a jury for the inquest of Princess Diana |  |
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 | Right because you need a jury to deliberate over a f#*king car crash |  |
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 | Oh God we're not going to go all emptily controversial like every other insecure person on the planet are we |  |
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 | Probably, but not now. This sh#t was tiresome in September 1997, it's just kind of sad now. Plus, here's a forensic f#*king breakthrough for you: chances are she would still be alive today if she'd WORN A f#*kING SEATBELT |  |
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 | We're going to get death threats for this, you know |  |
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 | Correction: Lolsworth is going to get death threats. And frankly, f#*k him. |  |
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