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Quite Possibly The Definitive Moment Of My Comic Making Career by Rexisfed on 12-31-2006
Drunken Joe, I have lately been receiving prank calls that are making me very sad. I think am going to go kill myself. Is there any way I can avoid this? I have a wife an kids at home and I really do not want to leave him. I also dislike emos, and committing suicide would make me one of them. Therefore, I do not want to be an emo, so I do not want to commit suicide. Is there anyway I can rid myself of these prank calls without committing suicide? I was just wondering. After all, prank calls are not that big a deal, it's just that I do not want to commit suicide, and these prank calls are getting so annoying that I dislike them and emos and do not want to become an emo by committing suicide due to prank calls. This is a very sticky situation. Since you're such a smart man, I figured you could help me. I also cannot put down my phone. Therefore, if I do not get rid of these prank calls I will continue to get them and will end of committing suicide. This is a life and death situation, and I need your help. Will you please help an Asian fellow?
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