| Father Ball Licker is excommunicated. |
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 | I have to preach out here because I was kicked out of the church for molesting sweet young boys. | |
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| Your mother would be proud. | |
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| Father Ball Licker is sent to Vatican City for "reconditioning." |
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| There is some crazy ass sh#t in this book. I have to show this to my favorite male prostitute next time I hire him. | |
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| The Lord said, "Thou shalt be more guarded in your private lessons with the young parishioners." | |
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| Father Ball Licker returns to work, a new man. |
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| Hey sweetie. I like girls. Ever touch a purple turtle? | |
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| My mommy says always trust a priest. | |
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