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Confession is good for the Soul by videomonkey on 12-16-2006
Bless me father for I have sinned...
Tell me your sins, my son, that I my grant you absolution in the name of Jesus Christ.
I took a trip to the jungles of Colombia to study native cannibals with two friends.Instead, we found a band of drug dealers, using the natives to harvest the cocoa leaf. The natives eventually got tired of being tortured slaves, and turned on their masters, as well as us, it was a horrible blood soaked splattered orgy of flesh eating and vivisection and genital mutilation.
My God? This sounds horrible..this happened to you? How did you survive?
Well actually it was just this movie I watched called 'Cannibal Ferox'...I was kinda hoping you could tell me what the hell a Ferox was?
I don't think even Jesus and all the Saints and Apostles know what the f#*k a 'Ferox' is....
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