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How not to date - Part 1 by Ali_UK on 12-16-2006
Date 1...
...Well, now my career is going great I feel it's time I find a man in my life.
Hmm interesting. Does that mean you're willing to give me some saacky fackin saacky?
Date 10...
...Sooo eventually I graduated, earning me a first class ticket out of the projects.
Sooo that means you would or wouldn't consider anal? As a white man I doubt it would hurt so much.
Date 101...
My ideal man would most likely tell me what to do, even when it comes to sex. I'm all fingers and thumbs
Let's get married.
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