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 | So, I'm asking the WittyComics.com about themselves. This is "Biz Fat Guy." How are you today, BFG? | |
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| I just can't help but wonder that if I had a REAL name and was drawn by a living, breathing professional cartoonist that then, maybe, I'd be more of a star in the comics world instead of a pixelated graphic created by some temp, which is what I am. *SOB!* | |
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| So, if you were drawn by Alex Raymond or Milt Caniff, you'd get more respect, is that it? | |
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| Yeah, you know it. I mean, right now, I don't even have a name. Even you -- you're only called "female interviewer." But what if your name was, for instance, "Latisha," and I was, let's say, "Joshua," and we could fall in love and have these wonderful adventures and it would be so fulfilling, y'know? | |
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| Um, I'm like twenty, you know. What are you? Like fifty? You're older than my pops, BFG. Get a grip, OK? Or I'm gonna hurt you. | |
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| See? that's what I mean. If we had a good cartoonist writing this, you'd have to fall in love with my wizened, man-of-the-world sorta charm. But with my zero ability to change expression and physicality in each panel, it leaves you,as well as the reader, cold. We need a better cartoonist, Latisha! | |
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