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 | Bless me father for I have sinned... | |
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| Tell me your sins, my son, that I my grant you absolution in the name of Jesus Christ. | |
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| Father I have lusted after large breasted exotic dancers. I have watched the gyrations of their hips, touched their tattooed flesh in private lap dances and placed money in their scant g-strings that barely cover their neatly trimmed well used muffs... | |
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| My son, you must pray to the Lord to lead you out of this temptation. | |
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| But father, the strip club is right across the street from my house.. | |
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| All right man! Let's go! Let me grab some coin from the collection box first..... | |
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