| It was one of those sunny days where Dan just felt like shaking things up a bit. |
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 | Hey Dan. Did you know Chuck Norris once went to The Virgin Islands? Now they're just called The Islands. | |
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| Oh Dan, here's one. Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice! | |
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| You know what Robert? Here's one: And then Sean Connery blew his f#cking brains out with the golden gun. | |
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| ... No, because he'd just roundhouse kick Sean. Duh. | |
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