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 | I was coming home one day from the red carpet, and I pulled over by a Circle K to get a Thirstbuster, so I got one, and when I was paying the man, there was a strange man looking at me over by the drink machine. I ignored him and went outside. | |
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| Well, when I was outside, a bullet flew past and hit a gas tank. Several more followed. Then I saw the man in the store running out towards me with a gun, and the cashier dead, so here I am now. | |
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| Wait, how did get on the red carpet? | |
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| Oh man, I forgot to intorduce myself, I am George Clooney! | |
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