| On the scene at Wall Street is Asian Correspondent Tricia Takanawa. |
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 | I'm here speaking with a nameless peon of a business conglomerate which has been shut down by the CEO and Board of Trustees, leaving thousands jobless and the owners ludicrously wealthy. Sir, do you feel cheated at all? Were there any warning signs? | |
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| Well Tricia, I worked in accounting, so I knew quite well what was going on. I blackmailed the shareholders to buy my silence on the matter. Honestly, the last 7 years has been an easy ride, as any actual work I left to the jewish guy and the korean work temp. | |
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| Wh-What?! Thats horrible! That makes you an accessory! Why would you even admit it? | |
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| Because, I know so damn much they can't afford to not keep me out of jail. In fact, I'll go ahead and tell you that I've been drinking ether this whole interview. Should kick in anytime now. | |
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| WOOFGARBGARBCHIRP! | |
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| I need to remember to tivo this later. | |
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