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The Middle Aged Virgin #1 by Cigsandcoffee56 on 12-03-2006
So I'm over at Teri's apartment last night and things were really starting to get hot. I mean really.....really.......hot.
Oh Yeah!?! Did you finally make it happen!?!
Well we were starting to get all into it you know, kissing, and rubbing, and moaning...
Jesus I can't believe you finally did it man. Right on!
But I reached down between her legs and felt something; so I looked down there and saw a friggin mouse burrowing in!! I shrieked and pulled it out, you know trying to do the right thing. Blood just starting oozing out everywhere and I yelled "Oh My GOD!!! It's body is still inside you!!!!" Then she left.....
Holy Crap....
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