| Bob is at his best for the interview at the prestigious university |
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| "...of course, the first summer after Oxford was spent touring the remaining Great Jewish Churches of Russia..." | |
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| ...However, Bob falls victim to the old "selective memory" trap |
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| ...and what the HELL does "unnatural acts with a gym sock" mean??!!? | |
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| "...soon after receiving the Hugo Award for my doctoral thesis on the psychology of banana leaves thru the Middle Ages, I accepted the Chair for Underwater BB Stacking at Princeton. It seemed etc, etc..." | |
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| And finds himself the winning candidate for the newly formed "Assistant" position! |
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| Hi, Bob. I'm "Rudy." What I'm about to treat you to was once common in Ancient Rome | |
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| Christ on a popsicle stick! Another Lube/Oil/Filter job. Gawd...! Must remember: relax, breathe... | |
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