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The Not-So-Whole Truth by Burt_Reynolds on 11-29-2006
I wish my penis was THIS big.
Did you hear that? He just said, "I wish my penis was THIS big." No, not MY penis. HIS penis. I was quoting him. Yeah, that's right, Mom.
With a penis this big, I could really--
Did you hear that? He just said, "May I please give you a sloppy blowjob." And now he's doing it! He's giving me a sloppy blowjob!
So THAT'S why they call him "Half-Truth Harry."
Mmm-boy! It sure feels good.
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