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| I secretly have a penis. And I'm on an acid trip. I'm going to suck your c#ck. | |
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| Turns out Hitler wasn't so bad. | |
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| But didn't he kill the Indians and steal land from the leprechauns? OMG! RED BUTTON! | |
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| And so Jesus said onto Lincoln. SUCK IT b#tch! | |
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| Wow, I never knew our president was so awesome. I want Jesus to serve for an eigth term. | |
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