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Rare Disease by letternumunderscore on 11-15-2006
Mr. Fink, your xrays show the development of acute optical rectumgitis - a condition that occurs when the optical nerve becomes intertwined with the rectal nerve.
What?... What the f#ck is that? My friggin luck...
The condition is not life threating, however, it will cause you to have a constant sh#tty outlook on life.
Does this explain my sudden urge to toss this bloody urine sample in your cheery sanctimonious face?
I'm from the lab, Mr Fink. Want to gimme that sample now?
Oh yeah ...get ready 'cause here it comes.
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