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marital b#tch by boneheadideas on 11-12-2006
Can I get you a drink Miss?
That's Mrs. Steven P. Keeting to you young Mr. and yes... I will take a white wine spritzer.
Uh... oh, yeah... sorry - first day... The white dress thing, aren't you a little old to be a virgin?
You little sh#t, I'll have you know that there is a such thing as a secondary virginity, Madonna had the procedure done on an outpatient basis... 3 stitches and some glue - all the rage.
Sheesh... that's LOVE, I would have settled for head...
Where were you 3 months ago?
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