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Happy Wish Buddy by Burt_Reynolds on 01-02-2006
I wish I owned a million sailboats.
BOSS! I THINK I KNOW WHERE WE CAN UNLOAD ALL THOSE SAILBOATS!
I would ride in a different sailboat each day, and monkeys would be my shipmates.
AND THOSE DISEASED MONKEYS TOO! YEAH, ALL OF 'EM!
Too bad I don't have any money.
NEVER MIND, BOSS! OH BY THE WAY, I JUST HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE -- ha-ha, he already hung up.
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