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| The movie's awfully dark for a child your age. Is this man your father? | |
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| Yes, I'm totally her biological male parent. | |
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| No you're not! You're not even my husband! You're just my calculus teacher. | |
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| ... I don't think I can let you guys in. | |
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| Don't lie to the nice ticket seller, kiddo! Just for that, we're seeing a nice PG-rated movie instead. Two tickets for Toy Story 7 please, or do I need her birth certificate for that too! | |
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