Alright, this is the big moment, you sure you're alright?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Listen, I can tell you this because you're my best friend, but I was really concerned you'd whimp out at the last minute.
Okay, if this is the time for confessions, then I want you to know that I'm sleeping with your wife. And I'm planning to leave you here so we can run away together. See ya.
