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Society Whiplash by vandelayinc on 11-03-2006
With Larry outta the way, you are mine Twicky 2.0!
I only work for Larry...and possibly for the strip club down the street. If you see any matchbooks with phone numbers layin' around, let me know.
I order you to....KILL THE BOSS!!!!
What? How the f#*k am I supposed to do that? I don't have arms, or legs....or chainsaws, how do you expect a computer to climb fifty flights of stairs and then murder somebody?
You'd better, or those matchbooks you wanted, will never bee seen again, and your girlfriend, Haley The stripper will be killed.
Haley? You mean Kimberly. OH right, THAT Haley! She's NOT my GIRLFRIEND.
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