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 | Pastor Haggard...you stand accused of the high sins of buggary and substance abuse. | |
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| Oh, come on Falwell, itwas just a massage and I tossed the crank... | |
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| Please my son, stop lying...god knows when you do...tell me,was his c#ck huge and throbbing? | |
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| Yes Falwell, it was...but I think the speed distorted the experience.But do tell, why did you distance yourself from me on CNN? | |
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| I can't risk that f#*king my mom in the outhouse thing coming back up...so, was he cut or uncut? | |
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| Got it...I understand. Uncut BTW, like peeling a grape with your tongue...yum! | |
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