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How to Stop Being a Hypochondriac by xene on 07-04-2022
"We're offering $225 off our rare disease screening sequencing kits. With a single swab, you can learn if you have any predispositions to over 10,000 rare diseases, syndromes, conditions, or traits, so you can get ahead of them and outsmart your genes today. Get the world's most comprehensive DNA test, our whole genome sequencing screening, that unlocks the key for learning about over 10,000 conditions, diseases, traits, and syndromes. Stay ahead of your biology with changes that you can make to live longer, healthier, and more fulfilling lives."
Seems legit...you should order it.
2 Months Later...
What were the results of that DNA test you ordered?
Very disappointing...
I have no rare diseases, syndromes, conditions, or traits...I wonder if I can get a refund?
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