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| So I am going to make up a story that he's gay and in love with me. And that he tried to f#*k me over in business because I am not in love with him. Then I'll f#*k him over as soon as he brings in the funding.Then we convince all our friends we did the right thing. | |
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| Let's also make up a fake #MeToo case just for good measure. | |
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