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 | Juan, come here a minute. I have soome sad news for you. It turns out that Batman is gay. Oh, and so is Spiderman. |  |
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 | No! Not Spidey. He's got Mary Jane! |  |
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 | I'm afraid so. Before you know it Spiderman will have his own little boy-toy just like Batman has Robin. |  |
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 | Like Superman? |  |
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 | Yep, just like Superman...that little butt-pirate. |  |
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 | Nooooooo! *cries* |  |
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