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 | Now that you work here, you are not allowed to be gay and you must decry homosexuality to your students and the world. | |
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| What? Why? | |
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| Jesus declares it so. | |
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| The guy who said never to judge people and forgave everyone for literally everything? | |
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| He only does those things for straight people. | |
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