| Daily Noose! Everyday headlines scream a new attack on Modi!! |
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 | Hey Bhakt!! Whassup with your fascist leader Modi? He is covering up his govt failures in stopping covid. Millions are dying. | |
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| Hey Office-Monkey-Guy!! You sound crazier than usual. Had your banana this morning? | |
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| Media echo-chambers ecstatically show cremation imagery. |
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| Don't try to fool us, Bhakt! We have seen the pictures of the cremation fires. | |
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| Office-Monkey-Guy! We know counting beyond two bananas is beyond your simian brain. Your cousins swinging from the trees to get photos of the grieving have shown their utter moral bankruptcy. But I digress - they aren't human, are they? | |
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| Furious stampede by media to manufacture sensationalism where none exists. Calm readers reject sensationalism. |
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| Whoa! Are you saying our biggest stars Darka Butt and Canya Rubrub are devoid of humanity? | |
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| If I were you, I'd grab that last banana in the kitchen, rather than go hopping mad that your stars are being repeatedly outed on social media, even as they sit in cremation grounds waiting for morbid shots. | |
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