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TALES FROM THE ZIM: "I AM THE ZIM" by M_Pelfrey on 05-27-2021
SARAH GIVES THE ZIM A ROUGH TIME
Scott -- these units lack functionality and our partners are going to feel shorted if we don't circle the wagon and put this fire out. I need you to take ownership of this issue and make this your core priority.
No.
Sarah mentioned you sh#t the bed and shorted our North West Partners. Do you have a response?
Sarah is a duplicious #&@! and told me you'd sleep with anyone who has a bigger office than you.
I just want you to know we fired Sarah for shorting our North West Partners. I really like how you were able to swoop in like a f#*kING HAWK and save the day. You'll be taking over Sarah's accounts as well as your own. Do not take this as a raise, however.
I am THE ZIM.
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