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The PERFECT DATE by Mighty_Dog on 10-22-2006
Chapter One, Opening Lines ... let's see, lines that show intelligence ...
Hello? A simple "hello" will do. Time's up ... I'm moving on.
I need to pick some keywords ... hmm, breasts, legs, butt, hair color: blonde, I'm done, and it's says my ideal date is on page 86...
Sheesh!! Good luck!
I should have known, perfect match. No fancy dinner required. No game playing. And I don't need to get up and drive anyone home.
Now it says I need to read page 163 to learn how to easily untie the ropes when I'm done.
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