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 | I'm sorry sir, I do not believe I am talking to the account holder "Jennifer Smith". I believe I am instead talking to a middle aged man claiming to be a 14 year old girl. | |
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| Can't I just fax you my drivers license or something? | |
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| 14 year old girls don't have drivers licenses. | |
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| Oh, well, um... my student ID then. | |
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| Alright, but only if it's accompanied by a photograph of your vagina. | |
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| Oh. Um... I'll get back to you. | |
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