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 | Hey Commie! Did you hear scientists have detected phosphine gas in the Venusian atmosphere? A potential marker of life? | |
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| Wha? Phosphine? When did Ted Cruz visit Venus? | |
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| Hey Commie! Why do the American populace elect morons, criminals, fecal matter and fossils to “represent” them in government? | |
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| One reason is the anti-intellectualism that’s as American as cherry pie. Americans have an inferiority complex to Europeans and they project that inferiority into a hatred of intelligence and what they perceive as elitism in Europeans. | |
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| You knew this was coming... |
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| Speaking of projecting... I want to project my disgust of stupid Americans into getting wasted on a pitcher of beer at Hooters! Let’s hit it, man!! | |
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| In another hour he’ll be singing Roky Erickson’s “I Pledge Allegiance” and flirting with the Hooters Girls... | |
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