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 | Hey do you know if Texas can declare war on Florida? I am so mad at Florida right now | |
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| Hold on, let me check with my friend who knows the constitution like the back of his hand. Don't move I'll be back :) | |
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| Dude! This cute girl I went on a date with wants to know if her state can declare a war. I figured I should ask you. | |
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| Bro. Of course I know. Only the federal government can declare war. Not state government. Better go clear that up with her. | |
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| So, checked with my friend. Your state cannot declare war, I'm sorry. Better take it up with the federal government. | |
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| Ugh of course. Thanks for letting me know. Let's go on a second date, but to DC ;) | |
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