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| Is it Cupid or Beelzebub speaking? | |
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| ...Valentine's day was... |
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| YOU ARE THE WORST HUMAN BEING TO EVER EXIST ON THIS PLANET. | |
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| That won't fit on a candy heart. Howsabout, "I'm number one"? | |
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| ...the most violent day of the year. No sh#t. |
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| I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO. | |
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| Does that make me public enemy. Hit me again, dealer. Woohoo. 22 | |
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