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 | Well Sarah, it's a shame that somebody in China ate a bat, and we can now only talk via a screen, isn't it? At least we hunted that great postbox last time we met. | |
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| I've always hated the Chinese. And now I know you better, please stop talking about postboxes. | |
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| Your racism no longer shocks me. Let us continue to date virtually, until such time as we can see each other again. But first, let me give you the false impresion that I am no longer interested in dating you, and offer you the opportunity to stop seeing me. | |
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| [Internal monologue]. f#*king. Idiot. | |
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| I am feeling saucy. Let me remove me coat, put down my clipboard, and send you a pic. Let's keep it classy though, no nips, vag or dicks, Ok? | |
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| I am about to get in the bath. | |
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