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 | What a lovely town! I wonder if I will come across any weird circular statue things, or maybe a woman to date. This is only 50 miles from my home in Coventry. Ideal. | |
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| What a lovely day to walk my dog, Archie, who is just out of frame. I will use my trusty clipboard to note down any interesting postboxes that I see. | |
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| Hello, I'm Sarah, and just out of frame is my dog, Archie. Despite my big coat pockets, would you be able to take this bag or Archie's sh#t? That seems appropriate even though we just met. | |
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| Hi, I'm Jack! I don't usually wear a suit or glasses, but today I am feeling like a 1980's City worker who is terribly short sighted. Of course I will take Archie's sh#t. I will then tell you about my divorce, and kiss you awkwardly. | |
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