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 | I heard that y'all install wiper blades. Can you put my wiper blades on for me? | |
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| Sir, sometimes I stare at myself in the mirror and ask, "Why?". | |
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| **Me working a 15 HOUR shift and a customer comes in 5 minutes before closing** |
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| Heyyyyuhhh, can y'all put a couple batteries in my Ford Diesel Truck? | |
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| The door is right there, don't let it hit you on the way out. | |
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| **The customer in the front of a long line that is ahead of me** |
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| I am looking at NASA's engineering blueprints for a rocket booster here, and I was wondering if y'all had a full rocket engine rebuild kit for it, or if possible the whole motor itself. | |
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| Did you know that snapple fact #237 says, "the number of times that a cricket chirps in 15 seconds, plus 37, will give you the current air temperature, right NOW?" | |
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