| Another hard night on the streets of the bay area... |
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 | So umm, Officer Garcia, don't take this the wrong way, but your bullet-proof vest looks a lot ...um...bigger lately... | |
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| Well traffic cop, if you hadn't noticed, I got a boob job... | |
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| Really? Yeah, I guess it's pretty common for female police officers these days... | |
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| Well you know, it's a mans job, wearing an unflattering man's uniform...it makes even the most attractive lady feel completely un-feminine...I guess that's why some of us do it... | |
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| That and I'm trying to balance out this huge ASS I got from sitting in a patrol car all day sucking down mocha frapuccino's... | |
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| Now how do I segway into the thong question??? | |
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