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My Superstitions by CherryRide on 10-13-2006
I Freeball on Thursdays. The ladies love it!
I keep an autographed photo of Ricky Schroeder under my mattress to ward off evil spirits.
I have an undershirt with a spaghetti stain on it that looks like the Baby Jesus in the manger. I don't wash it, yet wear it on days when I give a client presentation. And I'm not even religious!
Before long car trips, I eat a box of Ho-Hos. I feel it makes me a more alert driver.
On certain mornings I wake up with a premonition that something bad is going to happen. On those days, I drink a fifth of Wild Turkey and everything turns out fine!
In some cultures, like mine, it is considered good luck to goose an old lady on the bus.
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