| TODAY IN NORTH KOREA..... |
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 | Hey Kim Jong...WAAAAZUUUUP!!!!! Yes honorable Socialist Dictator, the underground nuclear test has been successful. We are officially bad-asses, screw those western capitalist dogs!!!! | |
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| Ohh! ohhh! let me say WAAAAZZUUUPP to the IL man!!! We the Shiz-nit baby, ain't nobody going to F@%^ with us, we going to be unstoppable!!! | |
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| And so, North Korea has successfully tested an underground nuclear device...a move that will change the North Korean landscape in more ways than one... | |
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| -Sniff- -Sniff- What the hell is that funky smell??? | |
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| Mista Bob, I make a new fresh kim chee for you, I just dig pot from ground...you lika some? | |
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| Ah yes, kim chee, a Korean traditional delicacy fermented underground in clay pots...Hey, why is it glowing that strange color....??? | |
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