| In a land far, far away... |
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 | Says here that Philadelphia Eagles fans are looking forward to T.O. coming to play footall this weekend. | |
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| You've got to be kidding... | |
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| ...it is a sad state of affairs... |
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| All Eagles fans will be searched for items that can be thrown at Owens on the field... | |
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| ...even in Paris, I can't escape hearing about him... | |
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| ...that T.O. still makes headlines. |
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| ...or for weapons of mass destruction. | |
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| Ahhhh. That'll make George W. Bush happy at last. | |
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