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Channel 5 Interviews Stanley by LHurwitz on 10-04-2006
Channel 5 deserves to know: Why did you eat the Anderson file?
Jesus Christ, will this ever get dropped? I didn't eat the damn thing, never did. It was just a joke that spiraled out of control.
What do you say to the millions of people out there who thought you were dead?
Listen, just because the boss said I was murdered and left on the toilet does not make it the truth. The fact is, he fired me and I left, but first he bought me a breakfast burrito.
Why would he buy you a breakfast burrito?
That's what I wanted to know. It was dinnertime.
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