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| That's definitely cranberry juice, dork. | |
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| I just come to these things to get twisted. | |
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| What a loser. He used that line on my girlfriend yesterday. | |
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| My name is Dan but you can call me tonight. | |
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| Note to self: Hottie with the cute glasses is asking for anal. | |
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| No luck with the ladies tonight buddy. Hey, wanna go hit some balls later? | |
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