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| I'm sure what you think you saw was actually a rat or a squirrel that found its way inside. | |
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| I know what a rat looks like, Keith. This thing had f#*king scales. It had red eyes. | |
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| Okay, well, let's drill down on this a bit. What animal that you know of has scales and red eyes. | |
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| Oh my god, seriously? That's my ENTIRE POINT. There is no animal like that. At least not one roaming in an urban setting. | |
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| I now feel adrift in this conversation. | |
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| I'm sending out all the signals but he's just doesn't have the tools to deal with my A-game. | |
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