Impeachment trial update: Chief Justice John Roberts refused to read Sen. Rand Paul's question, leading everyone to assume it was because it identified the so-called whistleblower. |
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 | “The presiding officer declines to read your question as submitted” |  |
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But then Rand continues to be ignored throughout the day. As per usual, he hands a McDonald's worker a stack of note cards with his lunch order questions for the cook. |
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 | Can I get an Impossible cheeseburger without cheese? Do you have lactose intolerant friendly shakes? Oh, and do you have any gluten-free apple pies? |  |
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 | The presiding bus boy declines to read your questions as submitted |  |
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The same day, Rand is ignored by his wife, the Uber driver, the Senate cloak room jainitor, his phone's Siri... Then things escalate at the local Starbucks. |
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 | Ask the barista if I can get me one of them "Ciaramella" Brulee Lattes please. |  |
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 | This police officer declines to read your question as submitted. Come with me, sir. |  |
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