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A Day In The Life of Rand Paul by chatteringteeth on 01-31-2020
Impeachment trial update: Chief Justice John Roberts refused to read Sen. Rand Paul's question, leading everyone to assume it was because it identified the so-called whistleblower.
“The presiding officer declines to read your question as submitted”
But then Rand continues to be ignored throughout the day. As per usual, he hands a McDonald's worker a stack of note cards with his lunch order questions for the cook.
Can I get an Impossible cheeseburger without cheese? Do you have lactose intolerant friendly shakes? Oh, and do you have any gluten-free apple pies?
The presiding bus boy declines to read your questions as submitted
The same day, Rand is ignored by his wife, the Uber driver, the Senate cloak room jainitor, his phone's Siri... Then things escalate at the local Starbucks.
Ask the barista if I can get me one of them "Ciaramella" Brulee Lattes please.
This police officer declines to read your question as submitted. Come with me, sir.
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