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 | Ferdinan Delgado? Channel 5 has been informed that you have sold the recipe for Delicio-Lobsterios, which you have kept a secret for the past fifty years, to Kraft Foods. Would you care to comment? | |
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| Nobody has eaten my delicious lobsters for eight years. I can't compete with the big boys in the industry. The days of local lobstermen like me are over. | |
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| If you don't mind me asking, for how much did you sell your secret recipe? | |
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| Three dollars and a coupon for Buy 1 Lobster, Get 1 Free. | |
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| So you sold your recipe for a coupon that will allow you to purchase one of your own lobsters and get another for free? | |
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| I think I just realized I was ripped off. | |
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