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 | Congressman Bill, what do you have to say in response to the left's accusation that you are nothing but a monkey? | |
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| It's racist and inhumane! Just because I am hairy and have spontaneous cravings for bananas does not make me a monkey! | |
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| How then do you explain the tail hanging out of your pants? The one which just two minutes ago you used to swing from branch to branch? | |
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| You're hallucinating, woman. | |
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| And just why did you spend the first thirty years of your life in the San Diego Zoo before sparking the infamous "Escaping Monkey" catastrophe of '98? | |
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| Well, time to be hitting the ol' dusty trail... | |
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