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Daily Newscast by vivianafrench on 09-13-2019
Hi, and welcome back to the "Candid" News at Six. I'm going to be your "benign" newscaster for tonight. We will be covering the two currently hottest stories of today,
Firstly, the Princess Lyra the 2nd of Jadeplace kingdom is getting married to Prince Geaorge of Campton. Some think that the marriage was arranged, and that her samily was "cajoled" into marrying her off into George's family because his family exclussively owns much land around Jadeplace. But either way, Congratulations to Lyra and George!
And taking up a more political stance the govener of the south hemisphere is running for president, and his motto is KFC. Or 'Kountry Folks Can". Colonel Sanders is very "belligerent" and many of his opponents are afraid of him. Apparently, at the last conference, he was "Boisterous and Brazen" and people don't know if they want that ruling our country. But that might just happen, so keep in mind, KFC.
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