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The Belligerent Thief by aliceboerner2005 on 09-12-2019
"Today I had to arrest a (belligerent), old man who pulled a gun on the bakery's cashier."
"Was he (boisterous) or (cantankerous) when you pulled out the handcuffs?"
"To be candid, he was quite (benign) after I (cajoled) him for awhile. Did anything interesting happen to you today Jimmy?"
"Yes, this morning I was on my way to work when I heard a (cacophony) coming from the alleyway. I looked down the alley and there were about 15 cats and dogs fighting each other, it was very strange."
"That is very strange. Anyway, I should head back to the police station, the chief is waiting for my daily report."
"Alright, sounds good, bye max, see you tomorrow."
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