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 | John, this is great! You can promote John's Opinion to the world! Millions of people are watching this news, and you can all tell them about the show! ...................................... What? John, you're acting really suspicious. This is really different from your usual (docile), straightforward (disposition). You normally do what we're all told. We're here to promote John's Opinion, not go off about someone. ...................................... Horrible lady? Are you talking about her? Seriously, it's going to be fine, just follow the script and talk about John's Opinion. ..................................... Speech?! You prepared a speech!? John, this is absurd! You aren't even paying attention are you? You're just (dismiss)ing me aren't you?! Fine. Go do your little speech, i'll wait before opening the paper. ..................................... Just go. | |
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| That's nice and all, but i'm going to (digress) from that. You see, I really need to (discredit) someone and something possibly bad may or may not happen to me, but I need you to keep it (discreet). .................................... Yeah, yeah, I know. Just, I really need to (disseminate) some really important information and make sure that horrible lady goes down! ..................................... I'm sorry Molly, but I have to, anyways, take this paper. Don't open it until I finish my speech on the news. ....................................... Molly. no, nonono,I didn't mean that! I swear! I'm listening, i'm listening. I'm sorry, I didn't mea- | |
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| Okay, John, we're live in 3...... 2....... 1...... ROLLING! ...................................... John? John! SOMEONE GET AN AMBULANCE HERE! JOHN! | |
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| Hello everyone, you may know me as John from the show John's Opinion, and you may be thinking i'm going to talk about the show, but no. Instead i'm going to talk about this lady I encountered while shooting the latest episode. This lady wanted to sacrifice me to her god, and harmed me when after I broke a deal to save myself. I had to wait a week before me and the crew could go back to making more episodes, and in that time me and my wife, Molly, decided to go to Hawaii. There was a hurricane and that lady appeared again after stalking me. She threatened me with several curse dolls, and told me I had to go abandon my wife, and tell you all about her god Adgjla. Instead i'm here, telling you all to avoid her and NEVER worship Adgjla, and as a result I may die at any given moment from the curse dolls. So, everyone, please, don't worship them! Think of it as my will to you, don't ever worshi-wha-what's.. going.. who turned.. off.. t-the... ligh- .... | |
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| Sweetie? Are you okay? You just fell on the floor unexpectantly.. Is everything okay? ...................................... What? We haven't started the show, we're about to go to the meeting to figure out what we should name it among other things. Also quit talking about dying somehow. The papers here say we have all the information and legal papers in to begin production in 3 days, and we have to fill a quota of 3 new episodes every month, so that means tha- ........................................ No, are you delirious? We've both never been to Hawaii. ................................... Today is June 14th, why are acting so weird? You must've had a bad dream ...................................... What?! I mean, I didn't get attached to the idea, but still! We used over several thousand dollars and you want to throw it all out? .................................. ......I see, well then, I'll give the producer a call and we can stop the show. But you need to tell me about this dream. It sounds intriguing. ........................................ Alright, let's go inside | |
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| Molly! you aren't angry at me? I ruined the show, I.. Where am I? Am I in heaven? Is this a joke? I died but... ..................................... No! We already started the show, there was this lady at the coloseum, and then at Hawaii, do you not remember any of that? ....................................... Okay then, what day is today? ..................................... A dream.. it's all a bad dream...? It happened in July.... Molly, can you call the producer and everyone else and tell them the show is getting canceled? ...................................... Yup, pretty much. I think I got a dream that showed me the future, I ran into this crazy lady and... then I died. .................................... I'll tell you everything, how about we go inside? I don't want to be anywhere outside at all. | |
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